To my well-meaning doctor of many years
National/Global Poetry Writing Month, Day 2. Note: my doctor is very good at her job. But I don't think she was trained to treat pod-people.

From NaPoWriMo.net: “And now for our daily prompt…. Anne Carson is a Canadian poet and essayist known for her contemporary translations of Sappho and other ancient Greek writers. For example, consider this version of Sappho’s Fragment 58, to which Carson has added a modern song-title, enhancing the strange, time-defying quality of the translation. And just as many songs do, the poem directly addresses a person or group – in this case, the Muses. Taking Carson’s translation as an example, we challenge you to write a poem that directly addresses someone, and that includes a made-up word, an odd/unusual simile, a statement of “fact,” and something that seems out of place in time (like a Sonny & Cher song in a poem about a Greek myth).”
When I tell you that I can't have a life during my period—flooded and huddled, pain raking down my legs like I’m being body-snatched, tendrils snaking through each limb until I am all plant, no skeleton— you grimace and chirp, “That’s not good!” and try to brainstorm for me, a doctor using Doctor Google, silver hair swinging forward as you tap the keys, wondering if I have considered using this or that. I have considered all of it and done none of it because my alien body, pod-peopled as it is views most medications as a threat to its reign. I'm already conquered. I point and scream.
Despairing poem but effective, similar to the 1978 version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
"pod-peopled" is a good verb. Poor doctor. I've also been the patient who stumped the poor doctor. The allergist ended up handing me every free sample of allergen-free lotion and shampoo that she had because she felt so sorry for me and didn't know what to tell me. (Years later my GP suggested I stop eating gluten and that, plus quitting tomatoes, seems to have quelled all the bizarre eczema and itching and weird symptoms.)